The dickhead

My ex boyfriend IMed me other day. We've been broken up for nine months. He called me once after we split and then I never got another call, an e-mail, nothing.

Well, he tries to tell me that he's been trying to get ahold of me. Yeah, right. Why have there been no messages on my voicemail? He must have tried damn hard.

Anyway, the moral of this story is that you past WILL come back to haunt you. It always does for me. So anyway, I've been talking to him for the sole purpose of pissing him off. In two more days, I'm never going to speak to him again.

He says he still loves me. Like hell he does. If he did, he would have tried harder to stay in touch and keep me with him in the first place. There is a good point to all of this, though: Outting up with him has made me realize just how good I have it with SLAM. YAY.

God, he is so horny. He's not getting any from his current g/f, so he's coming back to me to try and go back to where we were. Damn, I didn't know I was that talented (lol)...but no. I never did *THAT* with him. But I did do too much. Argh. So now he thinks we can go back to it. HA. This is why I call him the dickhead. He thinks with his dick. Jerk-off...he still tries to tell me I'm sexy and have a nice ass and that he'd like to use me as a plate. Why did I ever date him??

Thank God for SLAM.